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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

13.06.2025 00:06

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

After a few moments he returns.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?

{RING} {RING}

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?

HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Sure no problem officer.

I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Yes sir it is.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??